Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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