Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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