We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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