is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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