they need to just BURY HIM!
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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