it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
false alarm. still invincible.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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