He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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