Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
it was like having sex with a tree stump
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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