Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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