is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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