I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
My breasts were aching with rage.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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