Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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