WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
