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He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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