I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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