love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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