i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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