Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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