..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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