Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I need water and some morals
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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