I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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