ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just made out with a guy for $7.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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