Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Boobs are out for the taking
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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