I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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