roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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