hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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