Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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