Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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