I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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