Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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