There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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