I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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