What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
