was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
high people should be assigned attendants
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Come back. Shots need mouths.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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