Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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