i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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