that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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