dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Congratulations! We have a period
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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