Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Randomize
