It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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