why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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