do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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