what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I look better un-naked...
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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