Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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