im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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