: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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