names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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