absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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