how can u be prego again
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
whose ass print is on the piano?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
wow bdsm is so cute
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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