We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
we should paint friendship bongs
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